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This Instrument Of Torture….Mundane Monday

Photrablogger says,

This is a challenge created to find beauty in almost everything. The challenge is simple : find beauty in everyday mundane things, capture the beauty and upload the photographs

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A harmless and mundane piece of equipment that we all seem to own.

Yet it’s known to make girls happy and sad too.

Makes them happy when the arrow points in the direction of the left and makes them upset, muttering *Oh No!* Oh dear!* What? I shouldn’t have eaten that last slice* when the balance of the scale tilts a bit to the far right.

© Jacqueline Oby-Ikocha

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Did You Think…

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Quick Animal Facts:

If you thought that humans are the only trendsetters, then you are so wrong.

A group of Chimps in Zambia wear blades of grass in their left ear as a fashion statement.’ 

‘Nine out of Ten Chimps look both ways when crossing the road.’

Hmm! Talk about civilized close relatives 😉

It’s always lovely to start the week and each day as much as we can with a smile and positive outlook. I find Leannenz Monday memes interesting.

Do have a fruitful and blessed week awesome people.

© Jacqueline Oby-Ikocha

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I Like Your Way Of Thinking These Days…

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Don’t you think that it’s rather late in the day to start asking me what the worst possible situation to my day could be, seeing that your prompt arrives at my part of the World at past 5pm in the evening, when it has basically missed out on a whole lot of the day’s exciting ups, downs and mundane stuff.

So, since I am not in the mood to conjure up a crystal ball and start imagining all sorts of horrendous stuff, I will by-pass the worst case scenario and quickly meander to the best scenario which I have on the tip of my fingers.

The best scenario dear WordPress prompt my good friend, would be to get an alert on my email box, from one of those brilliant agents/publishers who is writing a letter to court my prolific fingers in literary wedlock, asking very humbly if they could be tied to my words for a lifetime and have me hammer out excellent sentences to their hearts delight and my bank accounts content.

I am not going to look a gift horse in the mouth since you’ve been asking and I have been dropping hints to let you know the things that I want. 1. That fabulous supersonic camera that I am coveting and 2. A mouth-watering book deal, do hurry up and deliver my wishes quickly.

Now, no more asking me about bad things anymore, because I refuse to dwell on those.

Let me bid you goodnight and go and have a lovely dream about these good things coming soon.

© Jacqueline Oby-Ikocha

The Daily Post prompt Worst Case Scenario

Of all the awful possibilities, what’s the worst possible thing that could happen to you today? Now, what about the best?

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I knew that you would ask…

Why yes of course and thank you too for asking WP.

I have always known that you would prove to be a valuable friend and a late Christmas gift or even an early Valentines gift is highly welcome 😊

There’s a gadget that I am coveting very much but can’t afford right now.

It’s one of those fantastic high performance cameras, so that my clicking fingers can click to my hearts content.

I used to love posing for pictures, as time goes on, I find myself loving staring through camera lens and snapping away happily.

I have one that I use for traveling and she has served me faithfully for years now.

It’s a small one, not bad but the little darling is due for retirement and pension.

These days that my photographing juice is flowing, I find myself staring through the display window with glazed eyes, drooling and rubbing my palms together and doing all sorts of mental calculations on how to acquire such a beauty.

Now that you ask, things are suddenly looking up and I can see the generous Secret Santa in you.

Let me go and wait patiently.

Jacqueline Oby-Ikocha.

The Daily Post prompt, Keeping up with the Jones’s.

Tell us about the one luxury item you wish you could afford, in as much detail as you can. Paint a picture for us.

 

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One Of Those Bosses Who Loved To Drive One Crazy…personal

In the earlier days of my 9 to 5 working life, I held a vital position in a multinational company, with a very special kind of boss, the word special used for want of another adjective.

He was nothing short of a slave-driver whose primary goal in life was to push his subordinates to the tethers of their limits until their elasticity broke it’s bounds. I think a lot of us went to bed, dreaming of a thousand different ways to kill a boss 😉

One particular occasion that comes easily to my mind, was when we hosted the West and Central Africa Top Team Leaders Convention and Team building program, when I was right in the thick of planning these affairs.

This program involved almost two hundred team leads flying in from so many parts of Africa as well as the United Kingdom. Since my ex-boss was the Top Team lead for our operational unit and as his special assistant, guess who had the responsibility to organize a perfect program down to the fine details of it, meanwhile, it was taking place in Abuja and not Lagos where my office was.

From sorting out hundreds of letters for visas, to airport pick-ups and security details, hotel accommodation, printing of programs, gift items, commissioning Tee-shirts with peoples specifics and other special Nigerian outfits, I had to fly to Abuja every few days to iron out arrangements of so many fine details of things….it was one hectic time and the program was made sweeter by some adults who got ill, a few managed to miss their flights, one got drunk and misplaced his international passport and all sent me into a tizzy.

Meanwhile, during the preparation of the convention, as incredible as it might sound, dear yours faithful and special boss took some vacation time to the UK and left me to wade alone in the entire matter. Mercifully, I had a colleague in Abuja who assisted in tying up some loose ends at that side to save me having to fly down every other day.

Certain things that needed approval from him, I had to give the go-ahead because getting him to approve stuff from UK was a major feat in itself.

The annoying part was that he flew in from London directly to the program, only to start pointing at what was not perfect from his point of view.

As a matter of fact he got so annoying, when he requested that I should take the last flight from Abuja to Lagos to get the printers to redo the program which was not the exact shade of blue of the up-country operations unit and I was expected to get it fixed and to take the red-eye back to the program the following day.

I was livid and had to go to the Area Director who was his boss from London. It was such a sweet moment when the AD nicely reminded him that everything had been handled by me, while he was off on a merry jaunt and confirmed that we could use the programs as they were.

Anyway, it was a whale of a job working with him. Somehow, I endured, thrived and I came away learning so much. It simply made me stronger, smarter and expanded the scope of my events coordination capabilities and looking back now, I realize that his actions were possibly due to the fact that he had garnered enough trust in me to leave me in charge of certain things.

© Jacqueline Oby-Ikocha.

The Daily Post Sink or Swim.

Tell us about a time when you were left on your own, to fend for yourself in an overwhelming situation — on the job, at home, at school. What was the outcome?

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Did You Know….

 

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Quick Quirky Fact:

I must warn you that I like to learn new stuff and they might include silly things that make me roar in laughter.

The doctor who administered enemas to ancient Egyptian Pharaohs was called ‘the shepherd of the royal anus.’

What’s in a title, you may want to ask.

It’s always lovely to start the week and each day as much as we can with a smile and positive outlook. I find Leannenz Monday memes interesting.

Do have a fruitful and blessed week awesome people.

© Jacqueline Oby-Ikocha

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The Talking Chair…Mundane Monday #2

Photrablogger says,

This is a challenge created to find beauty in almost everything. The challenge is simple : find beauty in everyday mundane things, capture the beauty and upload the photographs.

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As I took my walk this morning, there was something about the chair that I found inviting.

The chair said to my lazy bum, ‘won’t you stop, have a seat and let’s chatter a bit’, but I settled for a photo shot, said goodbye and shuffled along.

© Jacqueline Oby-Ikocha

 

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I wonder how long they will last?…

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The gym overflows to the brim
Every corner occupied to its seam
The svelte and the porky
The taut and the cuddly
All gathered in the square space
Intents burning in avid blaze
Brand new gears all donned for the show
Sweat trickles down and dots the brows
The man with the wobbly one pack
See’s in his mind a defined six pack
The lady with the pouting lips
Takes the 50th selfie as she takes another leap
The dude with true six packs
Simply shows off with all the weight racks
The sage mother like I, walks sedately on a climb
We offer each other a nod and a smile
We huff and we puff
We groan and we grunt
I haven’t seen the gym this way
No. Not in many months of May
I know the new ‘Resolutioners’
With the Dre beats and everything new
Let’s watch and see how long
The new fad will continue to brew.

© Jacqueline Oby-Ikocha

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M stands for Memories…

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Life is too short and dentition tends to fall out as we age.

So smile, while you still have them to show.

Quick interesting fact:

When people sing together in a choir, their heartbeats synchronise.

It’s always lovely to start the week and each day as much as we can with a smile and positive outlook. I find Leannenz Monday memes interesting.

Do have a fruitful and blessed week awesome people.

© Jacqueline Oby-Ikocha

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We Are Fattened…

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So much have all consumed
A little plumper, we are fattened
A clink of glass and a tipple of wine
No thoughts to hourglass, the merrier we dine.
Cheers! Make merry.
Today we eat.
Tomorrow we run.

© Jacqueline Oby-Ikocha