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Flat butt or what?.. Silly thinking

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Writer at Work

Do writers end up with a flat butt or what?

Sitting here at my desk, scribble, scribble, scribble,

type, type, type,

with a pillow under my gluteus maximus

cushioning the impact of wood on muscles

Yet I still feel the deflation of air from behind

Bringing such silly thought to my mind

What if? I question myself,

My aspirations, lead to deflation’s,

And I end up with a flat behind?

That would be a Rear End 🙂

© Jacqueline Oby-Ikocha

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A wordsmith with a vivid imagination, an eager mind and a burning desire to carve out tales. As I journey with my muse to that land of all possibilities and self discovery, I hope my personal evolution will serve as a beacon of inspiration for anyone who chooses to stop by.

19 thoughts on “Flat butt or what?.. Silly thinking”

  3. You bring up an extremely valid point! Lol I’ve already pondered this many times and never meantioned it. Just one of those reoccurring random thoughts. Just last week I subconsciously started a new writing routine: every so often, I get up and do some standing booty excercises! …I think it’s working….❤️Greta

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  4. Totally enjoyed this short piece…very creative. Scribbling requires sitting down….and of course a pressed down behind! lol

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    1. Thank you so much Bisi. I am glad you enjoyed it. Reading your article too, “our husband has finally gone mad” I love a good story any day. I am sure you will see my comments now and again. Regards

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