Sitting patiently in this garden,
he awaits your loves true kiss
to turn him into the Dapper Prince
that he is.
Now come on,
PUCKER UP, Please 😉
Category: Humor – Bellyful of laughter
Eat Cake…
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I don’t like to make a cake of things
but, I so love to bake and eat cake
and possibly to have my cake and eat it too
I’m not as nutty as a fruitcake
but I so love nuts and helpings of fruitcake
with a smooth glass of Dubonnet
Life is not a piece of cake
but a slice of cake does make it sweeter
and delicious cakes finish so fast like hot cakes
Blueberry, cheese, chocolate, red velvet, vanilla cakes
you are free to name it all
I’m yet to meet a cake that didn’t like me.
Okay! I’m just being nutty 😉
© Jacqueline Oby-Ikocha
Your Patience Please…
Please bear with me if I’ve been tardy in responding to your comments or even visiting your site. This girl’s life has been on the fast track for several weeks now and with children back in school – the demands grew a bit more.
I’ll do my best to respond to your comments and to come visit asap.
Thank you, remain blessed and eat some cake 😉
Jacqueline
Thank God it’s Friday O’clock…
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‘A Richly Layered and Passionate Read.’ Jan Cliff
It’s a monkey’s life! Rude quote…
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Those at the bottom want to be on top, but when they get there, they tend to forget how it felt to be down there.
You can find other Monday memes at Leannenz.
Have a great week.
Below is my first just published Poetry Book “Out of the silent breath” which is available on Amazon and Smashwords.
When you buy my book, you support me in an invaluable manner.
Expose my heart
that I may understand your words
through every conscious,
awakened pore of each moment.
**
*an excerpt from my poem*
Happy Friday!
It’s a weekend already in the UAE and the coffee tastes really good 😉
Have a good one, good people 🙂
Jacqueline
Below is my first just published Poetry Book “Out of the silent breath” which is available on Amazon and Smashwords.
When you buy my book, you support me in an invaluable manner.
The air is so crispy
The birds are quite chirpy
The magic of nature abounds
As I imbibe all the sounds.
**
*an excerpt of my poem*
Sweet!…
After reading my dear Van’s ice-cream truck post yesterday, I was inspired to post this photo.
It was taken last weekend. A mango sorbet purchased from an ice-cream truck at the park. Yummy 😉
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“Life is like a cup of ice-cream, even the last drop is sweet and enjoyed by those who really love it. Enjoy it before it melts away” Anonymous
Below is my first just published Poetry Book “Out of the silent breath” which is available on Amazon and Smashwords.
When you buy my book, you support me in an invaluable manner.
Never leave me lonely
With words left unsaid
You walk away into the dark
Like a mist, that melts away.
Cosy up!…Ronovan writes weekly haiku challenge.
I like rain, but not lightning. It still scares me especially when it crackles fiercely, though I wear my big mama panties, grit my teeth and pretend to my children that I ain’t scared. I prefer to be ensconced in my warm abode during such weather. Preferably, with a mug of warm cocoa or tea and some biscuits.
When possible, I always prefer to be ensconced in my warm abode during such weather. Preferably, with a mug of warm cocoa or tea and some biscuits.
Now Ronovan’s prompt makes me hungry and desirous of some gentle rainfall.
Huddling in bed under my cosy duvet
I enjoy a blissful read
forgetting the fierce lightning and heavy rain.
♣
© Jacqueline Oby-Ikocha
Image credit: Pixabay
Below is my first just published Poetry Book “Out of the silent breath” which is available on Amazon and Smashwords.
When you buy my book, you support me in an invaluable manner.
Brand me whole as only you can
That the entire score of me
Knows nothing but the fullness of you.
Upside Down…Mundane Monday
Mundane Monday Challenge is created to find beauty in almost everything.
The challenge is simple : find beauty in everyday mundane things, capture the beauty and upload the photographs.
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Saw this idle signpost along a path and I couldn’t help wondering what was on the mind of the carpenter when he nailed it together.
The other side was equally upside down. Maybe too much to drink or lack of sleep at the point of construction 🙂
Jacqueline
Below is my first just published Poetry Book “Out of the silent breath” which is available on Amazon and Smashwords.
When you buy my book, you support me in an invaluable manner.
Dance to your heart’s delight my African child, until echoes of your stamping feet, beating heart; bright eyes, smiling lips; and waving hands, resonates over and over like thunder claps, reverberating throughout the Universe.
Happy Mothers Day to you 😇
A mother is a super-sonic person on twenty-four-hour duty. She has countless job descriptions all done for free 😉
Though there’s no perfect way to being a mother, or a parent as a matter of fact, there are millions of ways to being a good one by doing your best.
Jacqueline.
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