Let’s be honest with one another, if the truth be told, wouldn’t you want to have that magical Jeeves/Personal Assistant who will tackle those dreaded and impossible to delegate tasks that you are faced with?
Oh! I so would love me some Jeeves. Genie Jeeves would take care of my business in an efficient manner such as:
Exercising for me, and passing all the nicely contoured muscles to my body. He sweats it out while I shape up nicely and of course I would recline on a plush chaise-lounge like a rich Nabob eating whatever I liked without the repercussions of the weighing scale. How awesome would that be 🙂
My dear genie Jeeves, would write those bestseller stories and books running around in my head to a perfect T and as quickly as possible too, so that he can start selling and make me wads of money.
Genie Jeeves would read my tons of mail, weed out the unintelligent ones and pass the intelligent information that I need to know into my head.
All those boxes of knick-knacks that found their way into the house would be nicely sorted out, labeled, given away or whatever. Jeeves will take care of that mess.
Running all those distracting little errands that can cut into my precious “knowing me time’‘ would be up Jeeves alley.
…..Earth to Jacqueline, now stop the daydreaming and remember that wishes are not horses, so no ride for this poor beggar.
Let me keep staring out of the window as often as possible, hopefully, I just might catch a shooting star and make my wishes; you never know these things 😉
So, tell me, do you have any chores that you need sorted out?
I might just be in the mood to lend you my Jeeves when he arrives.
© Jacqueline Oby-Ikocha
In response to NaBloPoMo – Thursday, November 12
If you had a personal assistant who would do your most dreaded tasks, which items from your to-do list would you assign out?
I don’t even know where I’d begin, but I think Jeeves would have to help me sort out my “studio” and assist me with organization in general. Oh, and cleaning, definitely cleaning.
BB
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I am with you there 🙂
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you sure are a girl after me own heart! We could people-watch together. I love doing that. 🙂
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I am glad you like the things that I like. We would definitely enjoy it 🙂
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ha ha love this!
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Me too mama. I loved dreaming it 😉
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🙂
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Oh, I’m right there with you, especially the exercise part. Who has time?
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If wishes were horses my friend, we would ride like kings 😉
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I need someone to clean my house! I do have the time to do it, but I despise it so!
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I know that feeling Meg. Sometimes, I truly wish I had a magic wand 😉
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Please Jacqueline lets continue the day dream, I need one to do my 8-5 job for me, not the parts that I like but the monotonous, repetitive admin staff, could use that…and one that does hand washing eish…
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I know, I know 😉
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Got to be housework.
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I agree completely. Tiresome chores!
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Oh my god, I never even thought of having one. But damnit, someone get me a Jeeve now.
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Welcome to Genie Jeeves wishing club 😉
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Thank you love!
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🙂
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Well right now I’d like Jeeves to go to work for me (looking like me of course) and get everything bang up to date!
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If only wishes were easy to realize, we would catch the rainbows.
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Cleaning my house and doing the laundry. Oh what a life that would be. How about someone to cook all my meals and clean the kitchen too. What a dream that would be.
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Believe me Deborah, I would be in 7th heaven 😉
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Me too
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I hate to drive – Jeeves would drive me everywhere and I could just talk to him or look out the window or text my girlfriends – a little bit of heaven on earth.
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That would be blissful Bernadette. I know precisely what you mean. Any day that I take a taxi, I feel as if its a vacation 🙂
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I’m sorry to be so late in line. I might suggest that that proves I’m more behind than other folks so perhaps you could move me up on the schedule to send Jeeves over. It will be easy; just tell him to duplicate what he has done for you. Would he do foot massage? Let him practice on you. If he is good, that for me also.
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You can be rest assured that I will send him over post-haste. I shall check out his massaging skills and see if they come up to snuff 😉
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Could use one of those as we speak! The chores are endless. Please remember me if you happen to run across one 😀
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I sure will girlfriend 😉
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I have no doubt that you would!
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Lol, you are one generous lady.
These days, I feel like 24 hours aren’t enough to get through all my tasks for the day.
I particularly would like to have my very own Jeeves exercise for me, it’s becoming a hassle hitting the gym after crawling in Lagos traffic. And also cut my garment patterns and sew for me, and clean the house too.
Ah! I forgot to add, and drive me everywhere. 😀
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You really need genie Jeeves asap! Will send your name up above to the top of the list. I know how hectic Lagos life can be and at the end of the day, you feel like you have been passed through a wringer. Jisike o
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