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Famished and angry…just a little rant

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You put up a mouth-watering signage,

With delectable looking dishes on display,

Advertising the best Seafood,

In the entire seven continents,

You cared not to up another one,

To warn us about your sloppy service,

Or to inform us,

That we would have to sit for ages, 😦

Nibbling on our nails as appetizers,

Whilst waiting for your ever elusive menu,

And after waiting for ages,

A mere sliver of questionable sea fare,

Of dodgy this and that,

Barely sufficient,

And hardly palatable.

But haste you made,

No waste in collecting your wage.

Just so you know,

In the time I sat on your mat,

Like a fat cat,

I could have caught a Fat Trout,

At a cheaper route.

© Jacqueline Oby-Ikocha

6 thoughts on “Famished and angry…just a little rant

  1. Don’t you just wish sometimes these restaurants would actually serve the exact same looking food as they advertise? It’s almost like bait and switch…not sure how we let’em get away with it.

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  2. You are so talented Jacqueline, always evoking an emotion in me when I read your words. I do hope that returning to your blog will help with the ‘withdrawal symptons’ you are experiencing. May some happy looking emoticons brighten your day ☺😊😀😁😃😄😆

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