In response to The Daily Post’s writing prompt: “Mouth Drop.”
I must implore you not to laugh, snicker or snort when you read this ;), even though I struggle to keep a straight face myself as I recall my brief experience in flying without wings. I promise you, it was never my intention to take R. Kelly’s – I believe I can fly too seriously.
As was the case, it was not my mouth that dropped open, but the whole body of me!
Several months ago, I made a decision to start jogging at twilight and purchased spanking new gym outfit to give myself a boost and a rush.
Feeling all geared to go, I set off for my first run and joined by my first son, I took off as swiftly as I could.
The light evening breeze was cool, my music was on shuffle and I was generally having a good time. As my sprint quickened, out of the blues, I stumbled over a cobble stone and I literally flew a few yards in the air and landed in the brush with a heavy thud.
For several minutes, I lay there winded and all I could feel was the taste of pain that rushed from my left shoulder right into my throat. It was a metallic taste.
My son who had shot off ahead of me like a whistle, looked back and when he didn’t see my robust shadow following him, he back tracked and helped me get back on my feet.
I hobbled home and nursed my pain along with my wounded pride. My crazy desire for twilight jogging nicely nipped in the bud.
Jacqueline Oby-Ikocha
a cooking pot and twisted tales 
I tried my best not to giggle while reading this like you ask ed but I couldn’t help it. We’ve all had mouth dropping moments I can assure you. Lol
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I wasn’t laughing when it happened, but seriously, when I recall my airborne feeling, I roll in complete mirth. I think my pride took more fall than anything else 🙂 Thanks for reading.
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Lucky you didn’t have any audience other than your son. It was a refreshing read after the day’s work. Definitely a pleasure! 🙂
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🙂 🙂
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I had a similar experience with karate lessons when I tried my first round-house kick and broke my ankle. I’ve since resigned myself to being a self-accepting klutz! Be careful Jacqueline and I hope you are on the mend…
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Yes Pam. I have mended and also learnt to walk calmly and sedately. NO fast Ninja moves for me 🙂
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Smart girl! Some of us were meant to sit, read, and write!
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Yup 😉
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Better hit that inside gym track!!! Or go for brisk walks! Glad you’re OK!
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I have learnt not to try to teach an old dog (like myself) new tricks 😉
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I do a fast walk now instead of a jog and even then I can find myself misstepping and flying…not good at my age….and yes, of course, pride steps in and takes a bow. 🙂
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I know it is good to push one’s limits, but not in all things like tripping and flying. The good think about walking, is that it gives a a lovely chance to appreciate your surroundings 🙂
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I hope you were ok!! I walk fast as well!
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I am very fine Lynz 🙂 Thanks for asking. I stick to walking these days.
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yes me too!
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Ouch! I hate when your feet move faster than your body can!! I hope you’re feeling all right!
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I am alright. Nothing got broken except a few pieces of my pride 😉
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Sometimes that’s even worse! I’m glad you’re doing all right though. 🙂
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I appreciate 🙂
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I hope you’re OK! As regards to pride, accidents happen by accident, right?
I love the ease with which you can laugh at yourself! It’s commendable & helps us to face any kind of crisis in life with courage.
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Oh I am very fine and a dent in pride is good now and then, so that we don’t get too puffed up 😉 Laughing at oneself is really a tonic in itself. I sincerely thank you for taking the time to visit and read.
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I am glad you warned me about laughing. I am glad you are ok. I look forward to reading more from you. Happy Writing 101
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Thanks my dear. I am sure we will enjoy the course 🙂
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I know I am.
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Ahhhh! Bless your heart for trying! Not tempted to have another go?!!! Neither me😉
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You snickered at me! I saw you 😉 Once bitten twice shy. Not again!
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Good commentary on difference in imagination and reality! Loved it!
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So you laughed at me 😉
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