Who created the weighing scale, If I may ask?
Who was that overzealous person that apportioned clothes sizes?
Can someone please tell me?
Who was it that decided,
that my pudgy good self,
my sexy and I know it self,
Is just not the cutting edge shape?
Well, if I must tell you,
since you need to know,
its just my awesomeness spilling all over.
Besides, I need my extra curves,
to keep me warm on cold nights.
That’s all! 😉
P.S. Photo credit: The comedy card company.