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The scale on my head…

weight scale

Who created the weighing scale, If I may ask?

Who was that overzealous person that apportioned clothes sizes?

Can someone please tell me?

Who was it that decided,

that my pudgy good self,

my sexy and I know it self,

Is just not the cutting edge shape?

Well, if I must tell you,

since you need to know,

its just my awesomeness spilling all over.

Besides, I need my extra curves,

to keep me warm on cold nights.

That’s all! 😉

Jacqueline Oby-Ikocha

P.S. Photo credit: The comedy card company.

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