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The Wedding Night…

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The pain was sharp and astonishing.
Dreamy wedding night illusions
induced by copious pages of Mills and Boons
shattered with vigorous thrusts.

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Jacqueline

Who binged on Mills and Boons? Well, I did. I read tons of them and more and had many rose-coloured dreamy visions of married life…the rude truth is that the pages of a book tell huge lies šŸ˜‰

3 thoughts on “The Wedding Night…

  1. I read them too šŸ˜€ this line made me chuckle…the rude truth is that the pages of a book tell huge. How so true Jackie

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