Perfect Union…

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Her creaky bones made her cranky
his flatulence made him farty
her nagging drove him nuts
his mumbling lips made her shout
‘what did you say Fred?’

They love each other very much,
they are each others crutch.
Old age came, nothing remained the same,
he was too blind to see the sprouted hairs on her chin,
she was too deaf to hear the noisy gas escaping his chambers.

Theirs is still the perfect union.


Jacqueline Oby-Ikocha

The Daily Post – Cranky


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