Jacqueline my dear girl,
It seems WP is secretly aware of your secrets. With his all seeing eyes, it’s not a surprise and they’ve asked me to get you into shape.
Haven’t you grown tired of carrying extra pounds on your dainty bones? Galloping from a size 10 to a size 14/16 is not quite the thing you know. It tells on your knees and I believe that it also adds pressure to your aching back.
Yes, we know about the rigours of childbirth and the extra weight, but you’ve used that excuse for far too long.
Your major bane is your appreciation of sweets.
You will actually pass over a nice looking plate of food without second thoughts in preference of sweets, which is always perplexing.
Oh Jacqueline this is bad for you my girl, and you should listen to the little voice of reckoning that always cautions you, but no, you prefer to pay mind to that little imp sitting on your shoulder saying, ‘girl, life is too short, a little bite won’t hurt, don’t worry you can walk it off tomorrow,’ and I know how soothing and caring he tends to sound 😉
Now, you really have to get to grips with your sweet-tooth and regain your svelte shape once again. Hmm! What do you say?
You are no longer a spring chicken. Did I hear you grumble?
Listen, It’s a shape up or ship out year for you, no slacking off.
You are grumbling again. I can’t hear you.
Oh you want to know where exactly the ship with a one-way ticket will be taking you to?
Maybe into a health-club where they will feed you only asparagus and celery sticks, put you in a sweat house and throw away the keys.
© Jacqueline Oby-Ikocha
The Daily Post prompt shape up or shape out
Write a letter to the personality trait you like least, convincing it to shape up or ship out. Be as threatening, theatrical, or thoroughly charming as is necessary to get the job done.
Lol. We are all guilty of this letter.thank you z
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Thank you Lizzy.
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What she said, lol! You need someone like Keith, my evil personal trainer! I just told him I don’t know why it’s necessary for me to give someone money to make me exercise and eat right, but I obviously can’t do it on my own!
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I think that’s a fantastic idea seriously 🙂
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Today on tumblr I read the following and thought it might be worth sharing:
When you see the number on the scale rising higher than it ever has before,
Applaud your body’s determination to claim space in the world,
Even though you are not ready.
(http://jayynelll.tumblr.com/post/139661984610)
Its funny, but also somehow deeply true. Sometimes its better to focus on what is healthiest for us to eat than changing the shape of our body.
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How funny and very clever. I think that is the best thing to focus on really.
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Same size as me and I only worry and rein myself in when 14/16 starts to pinch!
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Hm. Sis, I only worry now because since last year, my knees started hurting.
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Loved it, Jacqueline! We’re on the same page on this one.
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It’s just a struggle Barbara.
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I could totally relate to this. I am tired of carrying this extra fat on my body, but then how can I overlook the plate full of pasta in front of me 😛 Yikes! Guilty 😛 😀
Loved it 🙂
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Oh dear me! It’s really when you want to try and lose the weight that the food tends to look so good 😉
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Exactly.! 😛
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Haha, oh yes. Same here. Getting fat after getting married, oh dear, such a cliché.
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I know right. It’s just not funny.
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Wow! I really thought this letter was for me!! I have been giving myself the exact same speech!!
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We must be in the same boat! Ha! The weight is annoying.
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It is! I didn’t realize how much of my body can jiggle!
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Don’t get me started!
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Ah! This served as a wake-up call and reminder for me. I have not been disciplined at all this year, bingeing on biscuits, sweets and not exercising at all.
I think I’ll start taking long walks in the evenings, that will gently ease me back into the fitness state of mind, hopefully, I won’t buy sweets while I’m walking. XD
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You better don’t or that bully WP will visit you 🙂
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I was always a thin person, figured I’d be that way the rest of my life. Menopause had something else in mind. Great post, Jacqueline. 💕
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Wow! I hear that menopause decides what it wants. Oh dear. I had better do something before that time meets me.
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