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One-In-Town! Limited Edition!….

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In my opinion, the dish washing machine producers simply didn’t think the production of thisScientist useful apparatus through when they were making it, except they indirectly created an automated cupboard for washed crockery.

It is really tiresome to engage in loading plates and off loading plates, then using the same plates within hours of washing and offloading and the hamster cycle continues.

My plates seem to live in the dishwasher more often than not except my fine china, which is brought out for auspicious August visitors and I dare say, that this is the case in a lot of homes.

With my tongue in my cheek, I know several African friends of mine whose dishwashers are mere items to decorate the kitchen and only put to use once in a while.

As a matter of fact, we actually end up washing the dishes ourselves and putting them on a plate rack to dry. Less trouble that way.

In that light, I am embarking on reinventing the dishwasher with an assistant attached to do the loading and offloading. Not that I am much of an inventor 😉

Who knows, I might come up with a fangled sophisticated new plate loader and off-loader.

Please queue up for your own limited edition of this one-in-town apparatus.

You can put down your name below, with required specifications and preferred colour 🙂

It’s first come, first serve basis!

© Jacqueline Oby-Ikocha

In response to NaBloPoMo prompt – Monday, November 16

Pretending you have the expertise to make the product a reality, what do you wish you could invent?

image credit: gogobambini.com

Published by jacquelineobyikocha

A wordsmith with a vivid imagination, an eager mind and a burning desire to carve out tales. As I journey with my muse to that land of all possibilities and self discovery, I hope my personal evolution will serve as a beacon of inspiration for anyone who chooses to stop by.

34 thoughts on “One-In-Town! Limited Edition!….”

  4. Gosh! I’ve always thought the same! When I visited my relatives who had a dishwasher, I just felt like getting done with it immediately, rather than go through the entire process of rinse, load, unload! 🙂

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  9. I found in spite of prevention actions by the daily prompt people. I have a dish washer since at least 30 years, actually I now have my fourth. Emptying the dish washer is absolutely no problem. I have a patent Mr. Swiss who is very good at it. Rarely it is done by Mrs. Angloswiss, but only if the Mr. Swiss patent solution is absent. I am proud of my Mr. Swiss, he does it perfectly and I always tell him, to ensure that he does not lose the knack.

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  10. I’m a hand washer as well….only because my dishwasher doesn’t clean as well as I do! I try and cheat a lil by using paper plates and silverware as often as possible!! A better dishwasher is most definitely needed so you’re on the right track!

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